Society

TELEVISION adverts must show a couple getting together, having kids and then sending their kids to university, according to new guidelines.

BABIES born in summer will be handed over to McDonald's when they reach 13 years of age.

JIMMY Savile's relationship with West Yorkshire Police could have seemed corrupt to the untrained eye, according to an official report.

IF you reverse to let another driver pass they will probably not even wave, it has emerged.

BRITAIN'S average intellect is now so low that Kerry Katona could be seen as a role model.

PERSONAL dignity is now the top thing to rebel against at music festivals.

BUDGET clothing giant Primark has banned good-looking people from its shops.

A JOURNALIST is to spend a month not writing features about giving things up for a fixed period of time.

A CONCRETE area attached to a pub is not a garden, it has been claimed.