Society

WORKING in an office will be the most fear-inducing thing about this Halloween, according to millions of Britons.

PRISON inmates have set up their own political party in preparation for getting the vote.

NEWLY-EMERGED presidential candidate Boris Johnson has surged ahead in US opinion polls, and should soon be running the world.

DAVID Cameron looked into his bathroom mirror last night and saw the haunted face of Gordon Brown staring back at him.

Simply answer 'yes' or 'no' to each of the following questions to discover whether you are a twat.

PLANS to shoot badgers have been postponed in favour of a twat cull.

HACKING a mobile phone is not the same as opposing gay marriage, it has emerged.

RUPERT Murdoch is to assume control of England in the wake of revelations about the DJ Jimmy Savile.