Society

GRANCHILDREN have threatened to withhold their affection if elderly benefits are handed back to Iain Duncan Smith.

SITTING in front of the television getting arseholed is to be considered a legitimate weekend pursuit from now on. 

THE impressive holes in Britain's road have become a draw for foreign tourists.

BRITAIN is in danger of going soft, experts have warned.

MORE one-bedroom houses are to be built, in the form of stacked bungalows.

ONE in three people are going without basic pro-Fructinol F5 nutrients for their hair, say researchers.

NATIONAL Crack Day was a less relaxing experience than National Weed Day, it has been claimed.

AN overloaded dreamcatcher has released a torrent of nagging anxieties and unsettling erotic scenarios.

MOST hot tub owners are putting up a thin veneer of respectability.

BRITAIN doesn't need any more drug consumption rooms, it has been claimed.