Society

RAIL bosses have used ancient depictions of Hell as inspiration for a new tier of train service.

UNMANNED drones have described being made to feel 'different' and 'inferior' by army comrades.

THE top career for job satisfaction is being a dragonrider in the fantasy world of Nazgar, according to a survey.

CHANGES in human evolution mean that only idiots will continue to thrive, it has been claimed.

CHILD abuse survivors have urged the public to not to forget BBC licence fee payers.

THREE Christmas ghosts visited gas executive Tom Logan to show him the error of his ways, but he didn't give a shit.

THE UK economy could collapse by the end of the day, after a man resigned for making a mistake.

SEASONAL television adverts create a false impression that Christmas is enjoyable, it has been claimed.

RESEARCHERS studying the habits of ginger-haired Scots have admitted it is a suicide mission.

MILLIONS of Britons are prepared to mark the passing of would-be space traveller Guy Fawkes, who strapped himself to a rocket in 1605.