Society
Pot Noodle nostalgia misplaced
THE return of Pot Noodle manufacturing to the UK has reminded the public they are shit.
Britain gets 24-hour music amnesty
FANS of unforgivable shit have been given a chance to hand in their CDs.
'Mum hair' actually designed to ward off men
MIDDLE-AGED mothers get that 'interesting' short haircut so men will leave them alone, it has been confirmed.
Parents working just to avoid their kids
THE high cost of child care means that most parents only work to avoid their kids, it has emerged.
Sad losers thrilled by new Lamborghini
THE sort of men who will never even own a car have been thrilled by the new Lamborghini Veneno.
Housing crash caused by moving house
THE number of people buying houses has been linked to what a massive ball-ache it is.
Spoiled children more likely to become your boss
OVER-INDULGED infants will grow up to employ you, it has been claimed.
Thatcher statue to be the 'anti-Lourdes'
GRANTHAM councillors say a proposed statue of Margaret Thatcher will have the power to make people feel hellish.