Society
THE King's Cross area of London has been transformed into a ghastly business centre where drugs and dirty sex can no longer be purchased openly.
CHARITIES have been told to start being likeable again.
BRITAIN'S beach donkeys are increasingly addicted to heroin, it has emerged.
A 24-HOUR Twitter boycott has highlighted the twin social evils of misogyny and narcissism.
ALL of Britain's best stuff is in storage, according to a new survey.
ABOVE-THEMSELVES cafes are refusing to offer a fry up, even though they have all the ingredients on their pretentious menu.
A GAY man has said that although Pope-ish acts are bad, a Pope-ish orientation is not.