Society
Twitter abusers' mums urged to throw them out
THE mothers of men behind Twitter rape threats are being urged to boot them out of the parental home where they inevitably live.
King's Cross transformed into drug-free hellhole
THE King's Cross area of London has been transformed into a ghastly business centre where drugs and dirty sex can no longer be purchased openly.
Charities told to stop being a bit weird
CHARITIES have been told to start being likeable again.
Most seaside donkeys on smack
BRITAIN'S beach donkeys are increasingly addicted to heroin, it has emerged.
Twitter silence highlights misogyny and narcissism
A 24-HOUR Twitter boycott has highlighted the twin social evils of misogyny and narcissism.
All the good shit in storage
ALL of Britain's best stuff is in storage, according to a new survey.
Pretentious cafés won't do full English despite having all the ingredients
ABOVE-THEMSELVES cafes are refusing to offer a fry up, even though they have all the ingredients on their pretentious menu.