Society

BRITAIN'S gay men and women have defied angry Tories by taking their gayness to a new and hotter level.

CHILDREN should be warned about Femail Today as soon they have access to the internet, it has been claimed.

STOCKY men are aggressive because their clothes are constantly chafing.

PEOPLE who do not retire live longer because they are fuelled by hatred for their co-workers.

SCIENCE fiction conventions are attracting more hard bastards than football matches, it has emerged.

MOST British men have no idea what masculinity would actually involve, it has been confirmed.

SIMPLY deciding in advance what you want from a cashpoint can stop others wanting to kill you, it has been claimed.

MEN were last night delighted to discover that feminism is making a comeback.

A CRISIS in A & E means Britons may be forced to reconsider whether they can have a fight this weekend.