Society

PARENTS across the UK are drunkenly celebrating the end of a summer of hellish full-time childcare.

GCSE pupils should learn the superfluous bullshit needed for the modern workplace, according to employers.

BRITAIN is the best country in Europe at getting toasted, according to new research.

NEW rules require all energy bills to explain how customers are being ripped off.

BEING a chef is not as nearly gruelling as chefs claim.

THE majority of Britons are against thinking about a new war in the Middle East.

DESK staff at a Swindon company have studiously ignored a maintenance man.

MILLIONS of Britons were left unable to view their favourite American TV dramas due to fine weather over the bank holiday weekend.

THE ability to spot a minor grammar error is proof that you are amazing, it has been confirmed.