Society

LONDON’S criminals have told the Metropolitan Police that they disgust them.

TV adverts featuring sunny barbecues should really include jet packs, it has been claimed.

SUCCESSFUL interrogation only requires the bad cop, it has emerged.

EXPERTS are puzzled that over 80% of people in the UK do not feel pissed off.

GOD is dead and patriotism is intellectually bankrupt, the Girl Guides have announced.

THE editors of the Oxford English Dictionary have included a series of ill-advised words after speaking to cruel teenagers.

PEOPLE who work from home are routinely coercing themselves to perform inappropriate acts, it has emerged.

DADS are struggling with normal life after 24 hours of unbridled Father's Day self-indulgence.

REAL-LIFE apprentices are acting like insane twats thanks to BBC One's The Apprentice, it has been claimed.