Society

RETIRED British expats in Southern Europe will no longer get winter fuel payments because it is an incredibly stupid thing that should never have happened, it has emerged.

EVERYONE in Britain has finally admitted to having a ghoulish fascination with serial killers, Nazis and disfigurement.

MINISTERS are being urged to extend a tax break for married people to any couple whose sex life is a distant memory.

AIR passengers will be allowed to turn on all devices during take off and landing as long as they turn the volume up as loud as it will go.

LONDON’S criminals have told the Metropolitan Police that they disgust them.

TV adverts featuring sunny barbecues should really include jet packs, it has been claimed.

SUCCESSFUL interrogation only requires the bad cop, it has emerged.

EXPERTS are puzzled that over 80% of people in the UK do not feel pissed off.

GOD is dead and patriotism is intellectually bankrupt, the Girl Guides have announced.