Society

TEENAGE Twitter users believe that the events of September 11, as portrayed in movies World Trade Center and United 93, were fictional, it has emerged.

URBAN gun culture is officially over after some red trouser-type dickhead waved a fake pistol around.

TRAGIC passengers aboard the doomed Titanic wore shoes, new photos have revealed. 

OWNERS of Mazda's popular affordable roadster are certain they attract admiring glances, it has been claimed.

CHARITABLE donations are one of the best ways rich people can help rich people to help themselves, according to new research.

AN uprising by the 'living dead' would succeed because everyone is already so bored of that kind of thing, it has been claimed.

CAPTAIN George Osborne has ordered the closure of Rick's Tax Avoidance Cafe Americain.

PROFESSOR Richard Dawkins has crucified a plastic dinosaur in a bishop's garden during a seven-hour rampage.

EVEN Britons without lawns have begun using hosepipes as the determination to disregard a ban has kicked in.

THE true story of Easter closely mirrors that of the Alien films, it has emerged.