Society

PARENTS want their children to be force fed the classics of English literature until it makes them seriously ill, a survey has shown.

PRINCE Philip has discharged himself from hospital so he can be the latest person to say something hellish about rape.

BRITAIN'S biggest Catholic has confirmed he will no longer use any of the letters in the word 'gay'.

THIS year’s crop of young, predominantly female, students pictured celebrating their A Levels is up to 20% less attractive than last year's, it has been claimed.

AS A-Level results are released, Britain's parents are hoping their children didn't screw up their retirement plans by getting into university.

A STUDY of baby names has highlighted the trend for naming children after popular brands.

SO-CALLED builder's tea is the refreshment of choice among people who are irritating, it has emerged.

THE end of London 2012 has triggered the return of London in 2012, a work-themed occasion offering all-of-a-lifetime experiences.

RUNNING very fast is not that impressive, Usain Bolt has been reminded.

THE word legacy is now a verb, the government body tasked with re-actioning the English language has announced.