Society

65% of UK population has been on Come Dine With Me

ALMOST two-thirds of British people have appeared on Channel 4's Come Dine With Me, it has emerged.

'Keep Calm...' posters actually intensely irritating

THE current glut of 'morale-boosting' posters and tat is having the opposite-to-intended effect, it has emerged.

Man with Olympic tattoo publicly flayed

A 22-YEAR-OLD London man with an unauthorised tattoo of the Olympic rings has received a gruesome public punishment.

Women 'have best sex surveys in their 20s'

WOMEN enjoy the best sex surveys of their lives in their 20s, according to new research.

Lost rave tribe found beneath Hacienda

A SEMI-MYTHICAL group of troglodyte ravers has been discovered by workmen at Manchester's legendary Hacienda.

Dalai Lama goes off on one about sales calls

TIBET'S spiritual leader has delivered an extraordinary rant about the things that do his head in.

Ukulele market crashes

THE second-hand value of a beginner-level ukulele has plummeted to £1.12 after thousands simultaneously lost interest in the stringed instrument.

Border hopefuls queueing long enough to gain citizenship

THE wait at Heathrow's border control is now so long that many become full UK citizens while queueing.

World's female population listed in order of attractiveness

ALL the world's women have been ranked by looks in a new list of The World's Sexiest Three Billion Ladies.  

Cameron: I preferred Razzle to Knave

PRIME minister David Cameron has revealed his boyhood softcore porn preferences, including a penchant for 'grimy' Razzle.