Society
Decriminalise crime, says prisoners' party
PRISON inmates have set up their own political party in preparation for getting the vote.
Boris Johnson set for US presidency
NEWLY-EMERGED presidential candidate Boris Johnson has surged ahead in US opinion polls, and should soon be running the world.
Oh shit, I'm Gordon Brown, says Cameron
DAVID Cameron looked into his bathroom mirror last night and saw the haunted face of Gordon Brown staring back at him.
Are you a twat?
Simply answer 'yes' or 'no' to each of the following questions to discover whether you are a twat.
Twats 'more of a priority than badgers'
PLANS to shoot badgers have been postponed in favour of a twat cull.
Phone hacking not right-wing
HACKING a mobile phone is not the same as opposing gay marriage, it has emerged.
Society to be dismantled following Savile scandal
RUPERT Murdoch is to assume control of England in the wake of revelations about the DJ Jimmy Savile.
