Society

MILLIONS of Britons are thinking about what they'd be doing in the sun if they weren't busting their asses in a soulless office environment.

THIS year's top 10 names for cocaine have been announced by leading drugs trade figures.

BUILDERS' cash-in-hand earnings only remain outside the tax system until they arrive at a place that sells beer, it has been claimed.

THE enduringly popular and internationally appealing Victorian serial killer Jack the Ripper will light the Olympic flame, it has emerged.

BORIS Johnson has assured Londoners that the capital’s fabulously-wealthy travel infrastructure is doing just fine.

THE imaginary Oxbridge that exists only in the heads of people obsessed with going there is the UK's top-ranked university.

ATHLETES with cheap or unfashionable trainers face bullying from their peers in the Olympic Village, it has been claimed.

The Daily Mash presents the story of the Olympics, from its roots in the classical era to becoming a modern-day massive balls up.

LONDON 2012 has announced its first world record after Lord Coe delivered the world's biggest bollocking to his senior management team.

CENSUS researchers are baffled after it emerged that nearly four million more people are choosing to live in Britain than in 2001.