Society

MEN'S rights campaigners are refusing to lift a finger around the house until anti-male gender discrimination ends.

AN explosion in the number of cannabis farms is raking in millions for flaky criminals who will either lose the money or spend it on snacks.

A LONDON underground driver who 'cheers up' commuters with his amusing asides is just a pain in the arse, it has been confirmed.

BRITAIN'S borrowing is out of control, with clothes, DVDs and cookware topping the list of things that need to be given back.

PUPILS at Catholic schools are being encouraged to sign a petition against being a total bumpilot.

BRITAIN is still paying attention to a grown man who earns a living writing about restaurants and television.

THE Audi has been voted the UK's top car to have six inches from your rear bumper in the outside lane of the motorway.

THE 2012 Olympics have been declared a resounding success as the first busload of undesirables was banished from East London.

POLITICIANS have called for tough curbs on the internet pornography that is distracting them from running the country.

ANGRY Friday night vegetarians ran amok in a branch of McDonalds when it failed to offer adequate meat-free and vegan menu choices.