Society

A RETIREE is unable to rest because he is tormented by visions of homeworkers mocking him with their easy lives.

NOT one single person, from one-year-olds to 100-year-olds, enjoys the part of their birthday where everyone sings Happy Birthday, it has emerged.

KNOW a woman in the prime of life? Looking for conversation topics that will piss her off no end?

ST George’s Day - it’s the most important day of the year for every Englishman and woman. But are your plans extravagant enough? Read our checklist and avoid being a traitor to your nation.

WE supposedly live in a classless society. So why then does class tension come bubbling dangerously close to the surface during the most mundane events?

BEEN invited to a wedding? These are the honest reasons you cannot be bothered to go versus what you will actually say.

SOCIAL distancing is long gone, meaning your personal space is wide open. Watch out for these people who will invade it.

A COUPLE with a huge mortgage have realised their parents will not pass on their inheritance money before they have paid it off themselves.

BRITAIN’S furiously anti-immigration voters are already enthusiastically backing Priti Patel’s Rwanda scheme. Here’s how to get Tory types and empathy-free bastards on board with such plans.

THE price of everything is going up at 1992 levels. If only rampant inflation and these other things stayed in the Nineties.