Society

HAVE you noticed that the Daily Mail keeps using certain phrases to try and convince you they’re a real thing? Here’s some of their irritating linguistic programming.

A YOUNG couple are striving to shed their working-class roots and bring a brand new, middle-class awfulness into their lives.

PARENTS have always f**ked up but it's only now that they are part of a WhatsApp group desperate to point out their failures. Here's what you'll get wrong this week.

AN aunt has decided now is the perfect time to click 'like' on a Facebook photo originally posted in 2011.

NAMING a child is difficult. Did your parents save time and effort by giving you an unimaginative moniker? Find out.

SPEAKING up is always a bad idea. These six occasions taught you not to run your mouth the hard way.

A TOWN whose entire economy relies on the money brought in by tourists absolutely hates them, it has been confirmed.

THE world is a magical wonderland in the eyes of a child. Even these places you now know to be awful seemed amazing.

IT’S said that women make the best spies because they don’t have a compulsion to blurt out information like men do. They certainly struggle with these topics…

DO you know a credulous idiot who thinks ghosts or UFOs are real? Here’s how to pick holes in their stupid beliefs for their own good.