Politics

LABOUR MPs are reluctant to tell 'ready to govern' Jeremy Corbyn that it is five years until the next election.

BRIGHTON residents are horrified at the extreme right-wing views of Jeremy Corbyn's Labour party, it has emerged.

LABOUR should not assume they are great just because voters really loathe Theresa May, experts have warned.

THE prime minister has offered to abide by the laws of reality for a further two years while details of the wonderful fantasyland awaiting Britain are negotiated.

YOU are Boris Johnson, foreign secretary, bon vivant and statesman, but can you make it to the end of the week without being forced to resign?

VINCE Cable says it could be him, Boris Johnson thinks it should be him, and Rupert Murdoch has already decided it will be Michael Gove. But what are the odds on Britain’s next leader?

AN increasingly desperate Boris Johnson plans to become prime minister by murdering everyone else in Britain.

A MAN thinks he is making a brilliant intellectual point by pointing out superficial similarities between fascism and communism for the umpteenth time.

THERESA May is to boost her standing among young voters by stepping down with immediate effect.

THE Democratic Unionist MP accused of taking £100k holidays in Sri Lanka has insisted that the only person paying for his jollies is Theresa May.