Politics
MITT Romney’s presidential campaign suffered a blow today as footage emerged of him calling for the deportation of relatively short people.
NICK Clegg has apologised for having a moral viewpoint on something.
PRESIDENTIAL hopeful Mitt Romney was constructed from four dead things, it has emerged.
REPUBLICAN candidate Mitt Romney has promised to hunt down and destroy resistance leader John Connor.
A CONFLICT over the quickest way to the supermarket is the latest rift in the ever-weakening coalition.
AN 11-year-old boy who is pretty good at maths and careful with money has been tipped as George Osborne’s replacement.
DAVID Cameron is in floods of tears today after having taken Ecstasy with Boris Johnson at the Olympics closing ceremony.
REPUBLICAN presidential candidate Mitt Romney has concluded a visit to Russia by relieving himself on the casket containing the enbalmed body of Lenin.
MP AIDAN Burley last night reassured friends that he is still on schedule to be prime minister by 2017.
MEMBERS of the United Nations met last night to discuss the crisis threatening to engulf the Twilight saga.