Politics
Obama regrets promising new Game of Thrones book
PRESIDENT Obama made a number of rash, personalised promises to voters, it has emerged.
Texts reveal Cameron rides Clegg like a horse
INTIMATE texts between David Cameron and Rebekah Brooks have revealed that the Prime Minister canters around Number 10 on Nick Clegg's back.
Scotland to be offered independence or sugary snack
SCOTLAND'S referendum will offer the country a choice between independence or some delicious confectionery.
Privilege requires poor people too, say experts
PRIVILEGE exists because there are people who are not privileged, it was confirmed last night.
Hunt perfects ‘shit pizza’ technique
HEALTH secretary Jeremy Hunt has developed a new technique for burying catastrophic news with disastrous opinions.
Cameron to claim he was molested by Jimmy Savile
DAVID Cameron will attempt to appease Tory rebels by claiming Jimmy Savile touched him up when he was 14.