Politics
We let in too many twats, says Bryant
SHADOW immigration minister Chris Bryant has admitted that too many twats have been allowed into the Labour Party.
Miliband recruits the Punisher
ED Miliband is hoping to invigorate the shadow cabinet with the appointment of Marvel Comics character the Punisher.
'Job camps' are the final solution to unemployment, says Duncan Smith
IAIN Duncan Smith has decided to stop cocking about and just move the unemployed into special camps.
The Labour-Falkirk controversy explained
A bullet-point guide to Labour's troubles in a place called 'Falkirk'.
Cuts are my porn, says Osborne
CHANCELLOR George Osborne has revealed that reducing the size of government is a hugely erotic experience.
