Politics
Ed Miliband to join Scooby Doo Gang
ED Miliband is to quit the Labour leadership and join a gang of amateur detectives led by a ravenous Great Dane.
Gove kidnapped by Marxist militants
MICHAEL Gove has been abducted by the militant Marxist group Enemies of Promise.
This housing boom will be perfect, says Osborne
GEORGE Osborne has reassured Britain that the new housing boom he is trying to create will never, ever end.
Osborne putting off doing Budget
GEORGE Osborne is putting off doing the Budget with a series of trivial distractions.
Britons reclassified as snails
UK RESIDENTS are to be reclassified as snails, in a government bid to avoid the jurisdiction of the European Court of Human Rights.
Government ditches plan to educate people
THE government has scrapped plans to educate people aged between five and 22.
Independent Scotland to blame cats
UNABLE to continue blaming the English for their misfortunes, an independent Scotland will instead hate cats.
