Politics

Bring back Judy Blume, says Michael Gove

PUPILS should be encouraged to read Judy Blume's classic teen novels about tender sexual awakenings, according to Michael Gove.

Duncan Smith denies affair with jackal

IAIN Duncan Smith has denied trying to impregnate a young jackal.

It was me that called them swivel-eyed loons, says Cameron

DAVID Cameron has admitted that he is the senior Tory who called activists 'swivel-eyed loons'.

Tories not sufficiently unhinged, concedes Cameron

DAVID Cameron has pledged to take the Conservative Party back to its mentally disturbed basics.

UKIP membership drive to include free golliwog

THE UK Independence Party has launched a membership drive offering a traditional British golliwog to anyone who joins by the end of May.