Politics

THE anti-growth coalition has well and truly proven that if you call them out they will f**k you up.

HER Majesty, who passed away last month, would have gotten a massive kick out of watching the current political turmoil, it has been confirmed.

SUELLA Braverman’s pedestrian unpleasantness was feeble compared to the pure, glittering evil of her predecessor, British people have confirmed.

FOOTAGE has emerged of a shirtless Jacob Rees-Mogg standing outside the parliamentary lobbies urging colleagues to ‘have a f**king go’.

WHOEVER is currently prime minister has offered some other minister a post in the cabinet after their predecessor dramatically resigned, it has emerged.

A STUPID man has declared he was the one who voted for all of the current political and financial turmoil, it has emerged.

THE public has been reassured that while energy bill support will end, their mortgages will still be going up by a consoling few hundred a month.

A SILENT Liz Truss is appearing at workplaces across the country whenever a major f**k-up is being corrected.

A TEARFUL public is paying its respects to the untimely departure of Trussonomics, which died earlier today.

IT may seem to the Conservative party there is no easy way out of the complete shitstorm they have created for themselves. But there are.