Politics

WANTED: ethics adviser for large public sector management team. No previous knowledge of or commitment to ethics a major plus.

I’M Keir Starmer, here to present a bold and radical vision for Labour which won’t offend the racists and bigots who would never vote for me anyway. Here's my plan.

WONDERING who on earth was cheering for last night’s flight to Rwanda to take off as planned?

THE Conservatives are celebrating their absolute failure to deliver on a key policy, believing that it will be a big hit with the voters that policy is important to.

STAUNCH ally of the EU David Davis has outlined the benefits of his recently unveiled Remainers’ Brexit. Let him lead you through it.

HI, I’m Nadine Dorries and I stuck my head so far up my boss’s arse that he gave me an important job I’m terrible at. Here’s how you can do the same.

OF all the low points this year, this has to be the lowest. Launching housing policies explicitly targeted at scum claiming benefits.

HELLO, Gove here, taking bookings for hook-ups. But when I’m not enjoying single life I like to lurk in the shadows and betray. This is how to pick your moment.

EVER wondered why pensioners like your gran keep voting Tory? Here are some strange distortions of the facts a worrying number of older people seem to believe.

THE prime minister is less popular among his own MPs than Theresa May in 2018, when she was less popular than scabies. What else is he as unpopular as?