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AN England fan born eight years after England’s World Cup victory has decided that last night’s quarter-finals qualifier were probably better.

DID you massively overdo it last night? Is your hangover marring your joy at England’s win? Here’s how to survive a day of football-induced alcohol poisoning.

LOOKING forward to the big match, but realistically it’s the Germans? Here’s how to have a great night in the face of inevitable disappointment.

ENGLAND fans worn out by a five-year xenophobia binge are exhaustedly trying to summon up reserves of bigotry against the Germans.

THE last global war and a prolonged penalty shoot-out are painful parts of England’s cultural history. But which one upset you more?

THE jewel in our summer sporting crown is back, and with it the usual marvellous sights that make us so proud to be British.

WALES play Denmark tonight, but are you supporting a home nation or being a dick about it? Find out with our quiz:

ENGLAND captain and striker Harry Kane is an ornamental flourish like the silver lady on the bonnet of a Rolls-Royce, Gareth Southgate has explained.

SCOTLAND’S hopes of qualification hang by a thread. Which of these miracles could see them get through to the next round?

ENGLAND have vowed to strike terror into opponents at Euro 2020 by scoring a second goal.