Arts & Entertainment

IN 2015 Boris Johnson, then just a lowly backbench MP, wrote a blockbuster film script. Here are a few key excerpts.

GRAFFITI artist Banksy has just sold a frankly bollocks painting for ten million quid. Here’s how to paint your own.

A CONTESTANT on The Great British Bake Off  is worried they are lacking a bizarre, but essential quirk.

DOCUMENTARIES about people claiming benefits are as popular with Channel 5 viewers as ever, but could you make one?

MAKING c*ck-all money busking so want to take revenge on everyone on your high street instead? Try these numbers:

A WOMAN queuing to see the Downton Abbey film has realised that she cannot remember a single thing about any of the characters.

THE Carry On series of films has been exposed as sexist, homophobic, racially insensitive and frankly outdated in every way.

FIREMAN Sam has been fired for not being inclusive, and being Welsh besides. And he’s far from the only problematic children’s character:

POP superstar Taylor Swift is working on a new song about what a lady from Hull might get up to on a Saturday.

THE new Bake Off contestants look so pleasant and well-adjusted you're probably feeling a bit nauseous already. But are you annoyingly nice enough to get on the show? Read our checklist.