Arts & Entertainment

EVERYONE has a least favourite Christmas song, from the creepiness of Roy Wood to Cliff Richard talking shit about God. But which are just the worst and which are absolutely unbearable?

A MAN who decided to make the leap from pretend olde worlde music like Mumford & Sons to actual folk songs desperately wishes he had not.

DAVID Dimbleby has looked back at his 25 years in the Question Time chair and realised it was a complete waste of time.

IF the Spice Girls top the bill at the Glastonbury Festival, the world will cease to exist, it has been confirmed.

BIG bad wolves that can blow down little pigs houses are to get their own fly on the wall style documentaries on Channel 5.

DOCTOR Who producers cannot understand why critics are calling the show ‘too politically correct’ when the episode where she kills Thatcher has yet to screen.

THE new Mary Poppins film is to focus on the magical nanny’s later career of dealing out sexual discipline to Jacob Rees-Mogg.

THE next episode of topical panel show Question Time will be broadcast from Angryborough in the county of South Bigotshire.

YOU’RE reading a book, which is good and you are deservedly congratulating yourself for. But is it a proper book, or is it crime or fantasy or sci-fi or some nonsense like that?

SIR David Attenborough has admitted using CGI in his latest nature series because the earth is actually now just a giant industrial anus.