Arts & Entertainment

LET’S face it, you’re not a main character even in your own life, and you certainly wouldn’t be in a seminal New York sitcom. But which crappy four-episode Friends walk-on are you?

A MIDDLE-AGED mother believes Hugh Grant has let her down by actually being a politician involved in a botched attempt to murder his gay lover.

A MAN who lives in London has admitted to his northern parents that he paid £55 for a 'cinema experience'.

THE new Star Wars film has revealed that Han Solo and Chewbacca met on a gay dating app and were lovers for 20 years. 

ED Sheeran has made it into the respected Sunday Times list of the most tedious music acts in the world.  

A MAN’S family are worried he will never find a partner due to his love of stolid alt-rockers the Manic Street Preachers.    

A 33-YEAR-OLD is absolutely horrified at the utter crap that today’s 26-year-olds believe to be good music.  

FANS of Iron Maiden are somehow unaffected by the self-consciousness epidemic sweeping the Western world.

A THREE-YEAR-OLD is wondering how poor her artwork has to be for her parents not to display it on the fridge.

A 47-YEAR-OLD man can still tell you exactly how the whole of Jet Set Willy’s mansion was laid out, including short-cuts.