Arts & Entertainment

THERE’S nothing more relaxing than sitting in front of the television telling every smug, supercilious twat on there to go and fuck themselves. But who are you saying it to, and why?

DID you get into Game of Thrones but are reluctantly realising that it’s the same old fantasy bollocks with more torture and tits? Here’s how to pretend it’s deep one last time.

AN awestruck 15-year-old is breathlessly telling everyone how incredible Kurt Cobain was and what a terrible loss his death was.

A MAN who thinks his flat cap makes him resemble a stylish 1920s gangster actually resembles an elderly Yorkshireman in a gentle comedy, according to friends.

A 'WOKE' man is twisting himself in knots attempting to explain some Mötley Crüe CDs in his car.

AN amateur photographer has captured the exact moment she realised she bought an expensive camera for nothing.

EVERYONE on trains and buses seems to be watching a gripping TV drama, or possibly a film, on their phone. But what the bloody hell is it?

A BABY wearing a Nirvana babygro actually much prefers their contemporaries Pearl Jam, he has admitted.

PREDATOR is set to continue its unbroken run of winning every film prize since 1988.

A WOMAN who almost left Hollyoaks on while in front of the television has told friends how shaken she was by the near-miss.