Arts & Entertainment

THE 13-year-old who created ITV2’s Love Island has been grounded indefinitely by his parents.

A FILM studies graduate cannot believe cinemagoers simply enjoyed a film that was  entertaining and fun without being an intellectual twat about it.

A WOMAN is disgusted her boyfriend would behave like the men on Love Island, which he would because he is a representative of his gender.

READING a book in a cafe, on the Tube or at the wheel of your car makes you look wise and mysterious, even if you’re just posing and not taking in a word.  

BEYONCE and Jay-Z have released a joint album about that time she left the bath running and it overflowed through the kitchen ceiling. 

A MAN has stood at the very front of a concert shouting for the band’s biggest song even though they're fucking obviously going to play it at some point anyway.

A TEENAGER who thought he was just going around to see his friend has ended up trapped in a dad band jam session that may never end.

LET’S face it, you’re not a main character even in your own life, and you certainly wouldn’t be in a seminal New York sitcom. But which crappy four-episode Friends walk-on are you?

A MIDDLE-AGED mother believes Hugh Grant has let her down by actually being a politician involved in a botched attempt to murder his gay lover.

A MAN who lives in London has admitted to his northern parents that he paid £55 for a 'cinema experience'.