Arts & Entertainment

JASON Statham is thinking about becoming an actor, it has emerged.

A MAN experienced what he described as “cultural brain damage” after being accidentally exposed to ITV for the first time in years.

A MAN has decided to just go along with everyone and say that Paddington 2 is one of the greatest pieces of cinema ever made.

A WOMAN watching the desperately bleak version of Les Miserables sings the songs from the musical to make it bearable.

A MIDDLE-AGED office worker has discovered he is actually more successful than a Britpop band he used to think were incredible.

KATE Bush been forced to deny that one of her biggest hits is about the advantages of a one-party, fascist state.

CHANNEL 4’s Brexit drama ended with the Leave campaign’s famous bus balanced on a cliff-edge. 

EVERYONE has a least favourite Christmas song, from the creepiness of Roy Wood to Cliff Richard talking shit about God. But which are just the worst and which are absolutely unbearable?

A MAN who decided to make the leap from pretend olde worlde music like Mumford & Sons to actual folk songs desperately wishes he had not.

DAVID Dimbleby has looked back at his 25 years in the Question Time chair and realised it was a complete waste of time.