Arts & Entertainment

THE new Star Wars film has revealed that Han Solo and Chewbacca met on a gay dating app and were lovers for 20 years. 

ED Sheeran has made it into the respected Sunday Times list of the most tedious music acts in the world.  

A MAN’S family are worried he will never find a partner due to his love of stolid alt-rockers the Manic Street Preachers.    

A 33-YEAR-OLD is absolutely horrified at the utter crap that today’s 26-year-olds believe to be good music.  

FANS of Iron Maiden are somehow unaffected by the self-consciousness epidemic sweeping the Western world.

A THREE-YEAR-OLD is wondering how poor her artwork has to be for her parents not to display it on the fridge.

A 47-YEAR-OLD man can still tell you exactly how the whole of Jet Set Willy’s mansion was laid out, including short-cuts.

AN 82-YEAR-OLD man has passed away after a brief bout of amateur dramatics, it has been confirmed.

A REMAKE of Fawlty Towers has been criticised for stereotyping the English as stupid and gormless because they voted for Brexit.

A 35-year-old man at a hip hop gig is questioning everything, it has been revealed.