Arts & Entertainment

TOP BBC stars should be earning between £25,000 and £38,000 a year, on a sliding scale, licence payers have agreed.

ED Sheeran is now a Game of Thrones character and unable to return to the real world, the show’s producers have confirmed.

SENIOR Tories have been watching Game of Thrones for tips on how they can make things worse, it has been confirmed.

A RADIO 4 listener whose radio suddenly died was able to recreate the experience by getting a talkative posh friend to come round.

ALL women should have a little black dress, pencil skirt, all-season blazer and a Guns ’N Roses t-shirt in their wardrobe, fashion magazines have decreed.

THE actor and singer-songwriter Tom Waits has emerged as the frontrunner to be the new voice of Muppet-in-chief, Kermit the Frog.

EVERY man over 42 in Britain would leave his wife and children in a heartbeat to shack up with Shirley Manson, scientists have confirmed.

YOU like to watch idiots rutting in a hot place, it has been confirmed.

ADELE has admitted cancelling shows because her songs do her head in.

A DINNER party where the majority of guests are parents was dominated by an in-depth analysis of animated rescue dog show Paw Patrol.