Arts & Entertainment

RESEARCHERS have confirmed the discovery of the only British actor who has never been in Doctor Who.

JEREMY Corbyn is to play to packed stadiums across the world, reading out bits of economic policy from the Labour manifesto.

ROYAL Ascot has decided to finally settle its long-running rivalry with Glastonbury by marching to war.

OLD men who dislike pop music but enjoy lusting after young women have welcomed blanket coverage of Glastonbury.

FATHERS have warned family members not to buy them any film that involves Ben Affleck.

BOUTIQUE festival Latitude will allow attendees to test their coffee for purity and bean quality, it has confirmed.

THE John Carpenter film They Live is a documentary, it has been confirmed.

THE DUP has advised Britain to watch The Handmaid's Tale as it pretty much explains where they are coming from.

THE acts performing at this year’s Reading Festival are the same acts in the same order that appear on Dad’s Driving Playlist, he has confirmed.

THE return of Twin Peaks means a challenging summer for those who faked enjoying it first time around.