Arts & Entertainment

A TRAIN had to be held in a station while a group of dangerously annoying drama students were removed, it has emerged.

A MAN is delighted to have been proved right about his incredibly obvious TV plot prediction.  

ADULT filmgoers have been wondering if there is any chance studios could produce something that is not the cinematic equivalent of Haribos.

A MAN has complained about a science fiction film being 'far-fetched' and 'unrealistic'.

AN INDIE band from the Britpop era have announced they are reuniting for a final massive argument.

ARE you wondering if you should be like Madonna when you hit the big 6-0? The answer is probably 'no', so here is a guide to not being an ageing pop megalomaniac in later life.

A WOMAN found it hard to give positive feedback on a friend’s children's book idea because it was shockingly shite, it has emerged.

SMUG twats who live to outdo their friends have upped the ante by attending a music festival in Portugal. 

AS the new Strictly Come Dancing approaches, which subliminal messages will it contain to keep the population in a state of sheep-like docility? Here they are in full.

TICKETMASTER has closed its secondary resales websites and its main website, announcing that from now on the only way to get in is to queue at the door.