Arts & Entertainment

THE new Mary Poppins film is to focus on the magical nanny’s later career of dealing out sexual discipline to Jacob Rees-Mogg.

THE next episode of topical panel show Question Time will be broadcast from Angryborough in the county of South Bigotshire.

YOU’RE reading a book, which is good and you are deservedly congratulating yourself for. But is it a proper book, or is it crime or fantasy or sci-fi or some nonsense like that?

SIR David Attenborough has admitted using CGI in his latest nature series because the earth is actually now just a giant industrial anus.

A MAN has confirmed that until the day he dies, he will believe that the music of Pink Floyd is far better than all the other music.

BRITAIN’S post-Brexit economy will rely heavily on Spice Girls reunion tours, it has been confirmed.

A FAN of death metal, as well as black, speed and 'doom' metal, is confident everyone would enjoy it as much as he does if they just gave it a go.

THE members of the Manic Street Preachers were stunned to discover they are still playing dates across the country rather than living normal middle-aged lives.

RADIO 2 listeners have warned that there is only so much unfamiliarity they can cope with before armed revolution.

THE BBC has revealed its post-Brexit Top Gear presenters chosen deliberately to horrify and alienate viewers around the world.