Arts & Entertainment

ROCK fans have criticised the Reading Festival line-up for not including enough genuinely shit bands.

ANYONE offended by the new Peter Rabbit film should give Watership Down a miss, rabbits have confirmed.

IT’S more than 10 years since the Harry Potter series finished, but some of its readers are still incapable of letting go and growing the fuck up. Are you one of them?

A MAN has had his fond memories of The A-team ruined by actually watching a full episode.

AN upcoming Harry Potter film will avoid the subject of Dumbledore’s sexuality but will feature an extremely gay owl, the director has confirmed.

A TAYLOR Swift fan is recovering from having her mind blown after hearing real music for the first time.

Move your hips from side-to-side in a pathetic mockery of dancing when Snap! is played while you’re doing the gardening or clearing out the shed.

A MAN obsessed with Black Mirror thinks even the most mundane technology has an evil hidden agenda.

THE BBC has a roster of seven different David Attenboroughs they edit together to make his programmes, they have admitted.

THANKS to Spotify, I have heard all the albums of the year and they are a load of shit.