Arts & Entertainment

A 49 year-old indie rock fan was the definitely youngest person at a gig in Camden, it has emerged.

BRITAIN’S performance in tomorrow’s Eurovision Song Contest will justify a hard Brexit, it has been claimed.

THE father of a four-year-old wept tears of unashamed joy upon realising he will never watch Peppa Pig again for the rest of his life.

A 29-YEAR-OLD man has cut off all contact with his mother after discovering she enjoys Ed Sheeran’s song Galway Girl. 

THE velociraptors who starred in Jurassic Park will join the cast of the upcoming Jurassic World sequel, they have confirmed.

A WOMAN who had never been to a musical before had no idea they were quite so awful, she has admitted.

A TV crime drama that started off promisingly is now just f**king with viewers for kicks, it has emerged.

BREXIT is currently in the part of the film where nothing will happen for a while so it will all be put together as a montage set to music, it has been confirmed.

SEVERAL middle-aged friends are regretting buying tickets to a festival this summer.

A MAN has decided to stop hiding his true musical orientation and tell everyone he likes Sting.