Arts & Entertainment

EVERY man over 42 in Britain would leave his wife and children in a heartbeat to shack up with Shirley Manson, scientists have confirmed.

YOU like to watch idiots rutting in a hot place, it has been confirmed.

ADELE has admitted cancelling shows because her songs do her head in.

A DINNER party where the majority of guests are parents was dominated by an in-depth analysis of animated rescue dog show Paw Patrol.

RESEARCHERS have confirmed the discovery of the only British actor who has never been in Doctor Who.

JEREMY Corbyn is to play to packed stadiums across the world, reading out bits of economic policy from the Labour manifesto.

ROYAL Ascot has decided to finally settle its long-running rivalry with Glastonbury by marching to war.

OLD men who dislike pop music but enjoy lusting after young women have welcomed blanket coverage of Glastonbury.

FATHERS have warned family members not to buy them any film that involves Ben Affleck.

BOUTIQUE festival Latitude will allow attendees to test their coffee for purity and bean quality, it has confirmed.