Arts & Entertainment

RIGHT-WINGERS in the US are totally fine with a young woman being in a relationship with some sort of hideous buffalo man, they have confirmed.

A WOMAN at an art exhibition admitted she does not know how long to stand in front of each picture and is having to guess.

TWENTY years on from the first episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, many of its viewers are ready to admit for the first time that it was nothing but toss.

THE general public are just about ready to admit T2 Trainspotting is absolutely shocking, it has been confirmed.

THINGY who was in Harry Potter is in a mood about some load of bollocks, it has emerged.

HUGH Grant’s politician character from Love Actually is now a raving far-right lunatic who hates immigrants, it has emerged.

AS he celebrates his 60th birthday Mark E Smith has pledged to be ‘less mainstream and easy going’.

A MAN is unsure if the humorous travel book he has just read is of a high enough standard to qualify as lavatory reading.

DAVID Cameron and George Osborne were in charge of putting the names of Oscar winners in the right envelopes, it has emerged.

AN ADULT human has scolded herself after spending almost 30 seconds giving a fuck about some bullshit that happened at the Oscars.