Arts & Entertainment

A MAN who is competent on the guitar thinks he is unbelievable, it has emerged.

A VETERAN gamer has admitted he found Lara Croft sexier when she only had 250 polygons. 

A GARAGE worker used to be a relatively popular rave MC, he has revealed.

A 35 year-old man has declared that music is dead, for what he reckons is probably the ninth time.

THE new season of The Walking Dead involves a moment of hope followed by yet another gruelling journey, it has been revealed.

RADIOHEAD have been booked in Glastonbury’s Sunday afternoon slot for heritage acts whose music young people enjoy ironically. 

KEN Loach has criticised the scheduling of costume dramas on Sunday evenings instead of plays about the debasement of the working classes.

BOB Dylan has not opened his letter from the Nobel Prize committee because he believes it is a gas bill.

ANGRY novelists have stressed that writing a novel is really difficult and writing some folks songs is not.

MUSIC historians have warned that conditions in the UK are ripe for the rise of a new Oasis.