Arts & Entertainment

GOLDEN Globe-winning musical La La Land is fast becoming the film you will go to any lengths not to watch in 2017.

THE audience at a production of Peter Pan have been told they must believe in Brexit if Tinkerbell is to live.

BEING the UK’s City of Culture has caused everyone in Hull to become a snooty intellectual, it has emerged.

THE planned Brexit feature film will only be available on VHS, it has been announced.

EASTENDERS fans have been left in tears by traumatic scenes showing Ian Beale alive and well.

THE next Stars Wars film will show Darth Vader struggling to get planning permission for the Death Star.

JEREMY Clarkson’s show has set a record for illegal downloads by teenagers doing it resentfully because their dad kept asking.

AN amazing non-conformist has shocked friends and colleagues by revealing his favourite Christmas song is the Pogues’ Fairytale of New York. 

STREAMING service Netflix has launched a new drama about some people who do a job.

ARTICLE 50 is set to be the name of some weird experimental band in the year 2076, long after anyone remembers what it meant.