Arts & Entertainment

LONDON is to have its own national anthem to mark its status as an entirely separate place from England.

A LOCAL band has won a recording contract for an album of unfinished songs, ‘jam sessions’ and Led Zeppelin riffs.

THE best thing at Glastonbury was getting smashed in your tent, it has emerged.

THE Dalai Lama is looking forward to his weekend at the anti-capitalist Glastonbury Festival where organic burgers are just £12.

THE Dursley family despised Harry Potter because he was a snotty brat who reckoned he was God's gift to magic, it has emerged.

MOST characters in The Dukes of Hazzard were members of the Ku Klux Klan, Bo and Luke Duke have revealed.

A HOUSE music DJ and producer has been granted legendary status after not being very good for over twenty years.

GUARDS at Glastonbury Festival’s boutique camping area are authorised to use deadly force against hippies, it has emerged.

DURAN Duran have described their horror at realising they forgot to disband 20 years ago.

THE latest instalment of the video game Fallout is set in and around 21st Century Carlisle.