Arts & Entertainment

A FRIEND wants to know if you really believe his mediocre covers band could ‘make it’.

MORE vinyl albums are being sold than food, because owning records is more important than eating.

THE rise of Honey G has proved yet again that X Factor is a great show with lots of fresh and innovative ideas, viewers have agreed.

THERESA May has thanked Kate Bush for her kind words but regrets she cannot return them because Bush’s music is ‘hippy crap’.

RAVERS at Fabric nightclub are to go mental within strict local authority guidelines.

A MAN is experiencing feelings of betrayal over Carrie Fisher’s affair with co-star Harrison Ford.

THE BBC newsreaders have reenacted controversial Prodigy video Smack My Bitch Up for the Children In Need appeal.

BRITAIN'S pathetically excited dads stayed up all night so they could watch Jeremy Clarkson drive a car.

PLANET Earth II viewers have demanded that animals get their own criminal justice system to stop them doing horrible things.

A BIFFY Clyro gig in Glasgow is expected to be the first entirely attended by online ticket-buying bots.