Arts & Entertainment

AN OBSESSIVE Call of Duty player claims the real war is fending off the women who want to snatch him from his gaming chair.

A PLAY has been ruined after the cast repeatedly broke into song, it has emerged.

A MAN is feeling proud of himself after removing House of Cards from his Netflix ‘to watch’ list.

BAKE-OFF judge Prue Leith has accidentally tweeted conclusive proof that God is dead and you are going to burn in Hell forever.

A WOMAN drawn into conversation about Stranger Things has fooled everyone into believing she has seen it by making a series of vague 1980s references.

A MAN totally opposed to attempts to make Cambridge’s literature teaching more diverse has only ever read the sci-fi epic Dune.

FATHER Bill McKay bought Stormzy's album in HMV and is really hoping someone saw him do it.

A WOMAN who cannot stand zombie television series The Walking Dead is very excited that it’s back on television.

A FORMER public schoolboy is making a terrible East End gangster movie, he has announced.

A TV show is worth persevering with because it improves after just ten hours, according to a friend who assumes you have nothing better to do.