Arts & Entertainment

THE new Football Manager allows players to spend downtime fiddling about on a slightly older football management simulator.

BONO has released an album about his struggles as a woman.

GREAT British Bake Off fans will be able to judge the Victoria sponges of strangers under new support schemes.

A MAN who saw the first 10 minutes of Adam Curtis's new documentary is to pretend he watched the whole thing.

THE joint winner of a £1000 jackpot on BBC series Pointless has said that he won't let his new wealth change him.

CRITICS have questioned why Ken Loach’s latest film has no chirpy dancing cockneys in it.

A MAN who is competent on the guitar thinks he is unbelievable, it has emerged.

A VETERAN gamer has admitted he found Lara Croft sexier when she only had 250 polygons. 

A GARAGE worker used to be a relatively popular rave MC, he has revealed.

A 35 year-old man has declared that music is dead, for what he reckons is probably the ninth time.