Arts & Entertainment
DAVID Lynch's Mulholland Drive has been voted the best film of the 21st century by a group of disgusting and sweaty men.
THE delightful new series of The Great British Bake Off will make the rest of 2016 seem like a scary, nasty dream, the BBC has confirmed.
MUSIC fans have been warned that the Red Hot Chili Peppers still exist.
A MIDDLE-CLASS couple who went to V Festival have been left shocked and horrified.
A MAN who wore jeans instead of sparkly leggings to a festival was asked to leave, it has emerged.
MUM Mary Fisher has admitted that her short visit to Games Workshop this weekend was the most baffling experience of her life.
LONDON’S Night Tube will make passengers feel like they are temporarily living in a low budget British independent movie.
THE bastard Teletubbies earn more than you do, it has emerged.
POTENTIALLY debilitating viruses are having the ‘best summer ever’ at all the big music festivals.
THE BBC is struggling to find contestants for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing because Ed Balls is in it.