Arts & Entertainment

A MAN has fonder memories of the team he built up on Football Manager 2008 than he does about his first love.

A MAN who fiercely opposes the all-female Ghostbusters reboot is unconcerned about a female prime minister.

ARTIFICIAL intelligence KITT from Knight Rider has been named as the new presenter of Top Gear. 

BRITONS have asked Kate Bush to be their leader.

THE EU referendum was a marketing gimmick for a big-budget American science fiction film, it has emerged.

MUD-COVERED Glastonbury wretches have agreed it is best if the festival is held in a big sports hall from now on.

GAME of Thrones fans are running out of spoiler-free ways to describe a big thing that happened.

JESUS has returned to earth with a plan to save Top Gear even if it means dying in the process.

ARE you attending a profit-focused corporate music festival? Follow our shallow, self-absorbed and unhappy guide.

OWLS have demanded to be recognised as wild, majestic creatures rather than key workers in a fantasy post office.