Arts & Entertainment

THE bastard Teletubbies earn more than you do, it has emerged.

POTENTIALLY debilitating viruses are having the ‘best summer ever’ at all the big music festivals.

THE BBC is struggling to find contestants for the new series of Strictly Come Dancing because Ed Balls is in it.

THE crowd at an under 18s 'dry bar' gig was much drunker than at an equivalent adult event, it has emerged.

HOSPITAL staff are demanding a much better television programme about their incredibly hard jobs than Casualty.

MILLIONS of Pokemon Go players have been left inconsolable after realising it is a ridiculous and pathetic waste of time.

THE Channel 5 TV series Big Brother is no longer under surveillance by anyone, it has emerged.

A SMALL boy with a pet ferret has confirmed that it is far better than any Pokemon.

A WOMAN describing the Netflix series Stranger Things has admitted that it does sound shite.

DIRECTOR Danny Boyle has confirmed that the new Trainspotting film will focus on the enjoyment of real ale.