Arts & Entertainment

54-YEAR-OLD Roy Hobbs has seen nothing funny in Top Gear’s foreign host offending his host nation’s cultural sensibilities.

A LONE member of Australian rockers AC/DC has been mysteriously untouched by the ravages of time.

SUPERHERO fans have been surprised to learn Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a reboot of 1979 divorce film Kramer vs Kramer.

STREET artist Banksy has been revealed as a man who always claimed to be broke in the pub.

NETFLIX UK is to add another show to its line up, bringing the overall total to seven.

TELEVISION is now just a parade of muscular posh men striding manfully out of lakes, it has been confirmed.

AN ADELE concert is absolutely the worst environment in which to take mind-altering drugs, it has been confirmed.

CRIMINALS aged over 30 will be sentenced to attend this year’s V Festival, it has been confirmed.

BBC FOUR is to become a series of talks with slides in a local library, it has been confirmed.

QUIZ show Pointless is now providing a more effective adult education service than any UK college or university.