Arts & Entertainment

SOME stupid teenagers have formed a band with no clear business planor marketing strategy.

PROFESSIONALLY-COMPILED list of this year’s best albums somehow have different things on them, it has emerged.

A MAN has asked his friends to give their honest opinion on his awful short stories.

PRIMARK will be one of the zones in the new live version of The Crystal Maze, it has been announced.

A NEW edition of Mein Kampf is being updated for a modern, multicultural audience.

LEONARDO DiCaprio’s new film features a sensual scene of loving, playful intercourse with a brown bear.

A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD Doctor Who fan wants to know when her gran is coming back to life.

CINEMAS have been urged to screen a banned ‘advert for praying’ because it sounds like it might be weirdly entertaining.

A MAN’S interest in literature is limited to  tie-ins with TV programmes.

A 28-YEAR-OLD man simply cannot get his head around the rules of TV game show Pointless.