Arts & Entertainment

U2 WILL skip an inevitable decade of falling sales, a split and solo albums by going directly to the long-awaited reunion tour, it has been announced.

MEN who love vinyl records have been told to just f**king marry them and live happily ever after.

THE new Jurassic Park sequel features no peril because of improved health and safety at the dinosaur park.

FORMER Batman Christian Bale is to play a new self-devised superhero called Megabatman.

THE gruelling and horrible chef lifestyle has prematurely aged contestants on BBC Two’s Masterchef: The Professionals.

A MAN in his thirties has expressed dismay at having to pretend to like 90s shoegaze band Ride for the second time.

A NEW Cold War could result in hundreds of incomprehensible spy novels, experts have warned.

AN office worker has purchased the Band Aid song just because he thinks it is good.

Cinemagoers watching sci-fi blockbuster Interstellar have staggered out of the film after almost a quarter of a century to find that only a few hours had passed outside.

LED Zeppelin's fans are to be known as 'the Zepsters’, it has been announced.