Arts & Entertainment

A MAN is hugely anticipating a weekend in July when he will be able to stay at home and not attend a music festival, it has emerged.

A FAN of Queen has realised that everything about the band is ridiculous.

THE writers of Radio 4 drama The Archers have been urged to kill off the entire village in an orgy of random violence.

THE BBC has unveiled an ambitious timetable to begin using actors who did not go to public school.

THE title of the film Batman v Superman makes absolutely no sense to most people, it has been confirmed.

THE BBC has been left red-faced after the ending to The Night Manager was revealed by a woman who has read the bestselling novel it is based on.

A FAMILY that ‘banned’ television now just knows f**k all about popular culture, it has emerged.

A 45-YEAR-OLD man was laughed at when he tried to explain The Stone Roses to his son.

WINNING Crufts would be easy if you practised all day, ordinary dogs have claimed.

GEORGE RR Martin is to change Game of Thrones’s title to Tits and Dragons, it has been confirmed.