Arts & Entertainment

AGEING multimillionaire George R R Martin has stopped writing the next Game of Thrones book while in the middle of a sentence.

THE Massacre of the Innocents by Jacopo Tintoretto has gone viral after people noticed its similarity to a night on the tiles in Northern England.

MEN are arguing that every action movie made in the 1980s is a heartwarming seasonal film, not just Die Hard.

BRITAIN is anxiously awaiting David Cameron’s attempt to ingratiate himself with a Star Wars reference.

A STAR Wars obsessive cannot wait to find out if his hundreds of The Force Awakens toys are from a film he actually enjoys.

THIS film has good points and bad points, not that it makes a blind bit of difference.

STAR Wars: The Force Awakens reveals that Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 were working for the Sith all along.

SOME stupid teenagers have formed a band with no clear business planor marketing strategy.

PROFESSIONALLY-COMPILED list of this year’s best albums somehow have different things on them, it has emerged.

A MAN has asked his friends to give their honest opinion on his awful short stories.