Arts & Entertainment

THE original Norse legend upon which the Candy Crush Saga is based has been unearthed by archaeologists.

THE UK chart is entirely composed of tracks about buttocks, it has emerged.

BEN Affleck has revealed it is okay to invent behaviour by Muslims as long as it is part of a serious film.

COMMENTS about how rubbish Glastonbury is wore thin 30 minutes after tickets went on sale, it has been confirmed.

BANKSY artworks are being removed by councils who had no idea they were allowed to just paint over them.

THE Fall frontman Mark E Smith is close to recapturing an escaped bass guitarist who has been on the run for several days.

THE new FIFA game is so realistic that it knows if players are smokers, drug addicts or closeted homosexuals.

ALL creative works must now be based on something else, it has been announced.

SUPERMODEL Cara Delevingne will play Margo Leadbetter in a big budget drama about the dark side of suburban self-sufficiency.

BBC CRIMEWATCH is celebrating 30 years of forcing its way into the homes of ordinary people and giving them nightmares.