Arts & Entertainment

THE Hatton Garden jewel thieves have been sentenced to sit through the inevitable British gangster movie based on their heist.

THE chanting bit from rave classic Voodoo Ray by A Guy Called Gerald will be sung at international sporting events, it has been confirmed.

A MIDDLE-AGED married couple have admitted that David Bowie was their first mutual crush.

A MAN who met The Strokes nearly 14 years ago still brings it up at the slightest opportunity.

FIVE people are begging their friend to see The Force Awakens so they can stop talking about it in code.

AGEING multimillionaire George R R Martin has stopped writing the next Game of Thrones book while in the middle of a sentence.

THE Massacre of the Innocents by Jacopo Tintoretto has gone viral after people noticed its similarity to a night on the tiles in Northern England.

MEN are arguing that every action movie made in the 1980s is a heartwarming seasonal film, not just Die Hard.

BRITAIN is anxiously awaiting David Cameron’s attempt to ingratiate himself with a Star Wars reference.

A STAR Wars obsessive cannot wait to find out if his hundreds of The Force Awakens toys are from a film he actually enjoys.