Arts & Entertainment

PETE Doherty has expressed his amazement at how chunky Libertines fans have gotten.

43-YEAR-OLD man Tom Logan chose to go and see the musical version of The Bodyguard, it has emerged.

GUNS 'N Roses' debut album has been named the greatest album ever by a judging panel tired of lying to themselves.

A NEW 1980s-themed nightclub gives patrons an authentic experience of a profoundly painful decade.

CHARACTERS in radio soap The Archers have been revealed to inhabit the same reality as Spider-Man and the Human Torch.

WOMEN’S magazines recommend films that every other media outlet finds reprehensible, experts have discovered.

THE BBC is to introduce a new rolling 24-hour channel dedicated to breakfast TV.

A NEW version of Dangermouse will reveal how the main character lost an eye during torture.

KASABIAN'S number one album 48:13 is named after their fan base's upper and lower intelligence test scores.

THE producers of the new Star Wars film admit they have no idea how long it takes a 71 year-old man to recover from a broken ankle.