Arts & Entertainment

A 24-YEAR-OLD man has described his passion for the type of music known as ‘commercial dance’.

POP star Pharrell is in a foul mood today, it has been confirmed.

JOHN Lewis has begun the annual process of turning a much-loved song into an insipid mess in time for Christmas.

GOOD new music is going unheralded because nobody will admit to watching Later…with Jools Holland, it has emerged.

A 40-YEAR-OLD man has taken a paperback book with him to a rave.

A ROCKY Horror Show fan is actually disgusted by the lifestyles it depicts, he has revealed.

THE crowd at a ‘prog rock’ gig had no idea when to applaud as they could never be sure the song had finished.

LEICESTER has been named as next year’s UK anti-arts city.

EDINBURGH residents have been told they can return safely to the city without being performed at.

INDIE legends The Smiths have admitted they will eventually play a series of hate-filled reunion gigs.