Arts & Entertainment
SPEAKING from the sunken bath of his four room suite in Cannes, U2 frontman Bono has condemned the West for failing to eradicate Third World poverty.
KATE Moss last night declared her garage sale a roaring success after thousands of punters flocked to buy the model’s unwanted clothes and bric-a-brac.
THE world's leading record companies have joined forces to call for a ban on whistling, claiming it is an infringement of copyright.
HALFWITS, cretins and morons are to be denied access to the telephone system as part of a government crackdown on TV quizzes.
BREAKFAST television viewers have unwittingly lost billions of brain cells in the last four years by watching early morning shows, a Daily Mash investigation can reveal.