Arts & Entertainment

UNDER the Skin is an elegiac masterpiece where you see Scarlett Johansson in the nuddy, according to critics.

BIBLICAL hero Noah fought all the animals on the ark to prove his dominance, according to the producers of a new Russell Crowe film.

SOCIAL inequality is fundamental to televised light entertainment, according to experts.

BBC3 will be merged with CBeebies as the broadcaster puts all its toddler-based programmes under the same roof.

MERYL Streep has become the first person in the historic ‘Oscars selfie’ to fall victim to its curse.

DOLLY Parton has been contracted to play just the bit of 9 to 5 that everyone knows for the duration of her Glastonbury set.  

COLDPLAY frontman Chris Martin has pleaded with fans to stop buying their music so they can stop making it.

ANDREW Lloyd Webber has announced a musical about the affair between John Major and Edwina Currie.

POP music is all about respect for previous generations, it has been confirmed.

MOST television adverts have a whistling-based soundtrack or feature whistling characters, it has emerged.